About Me!

Competitive News Network is a local street leading news network devoted to bringing you the most reliable stories from across the internet (or street). With humble beginnings in the mind of a genius, our site was carefully crafted to engage the most exquisite taste around the block. From inspirational quotes to mostly unmoderated comments, we do our best to keep the audience happy, provided that it gives us tons of cash. Competitive News Network is NOT affiliated with any of the following groups: the United States Government, the Soviet Union, or the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. Our news station is devoted to leaving ZERO footprint on the environment and has taken drastic measures to ensure no pollution is generated. Power is generated by kinetic energy transferred from humans to computers via a human-sized stationary wheel. To ensure that we meet all required diversity goals issued by the federal government, all employees of these wheels will be minorities.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does Competitive News Network report? Why did you create the Competitive News Network?>
What does Competitive News Network report?
The Competitive News Network has been devoted to spreading stories from individuals all over the internet. While the main focus is on reporting personalized video game events, we do not limit ourselves and may report on other websites/internet events.
Why did you create the Competitive News Network?
Well no one here actually knows why we’re doing this anymore. Somewhere down the line we all just forgot.